Unless you live under a rock you know I’ve pissed off some gay people (and they ARE a little sensitive, you should see my nephew!). This may spell trouble for my campaign as New York City is 85% homosexual.
But I have a solution. I’m expanding my Dignity Corps to include training for homosexuals — effective immediately.
Please join me in setting the record and the heinous lies the MSM tells regarding my relationship to the gay community straight.
And, if you know anyone “of that persuasion” try to set THEM straight too. In fact, the whole gay community needs to get straight, ASAP! These smears will not stand.
… to make it all work, Paladino’s strategists say they still will need to raise another $12 million in the coming seven weeks to be competitive with Cuomo in the advertising wars on television, mailings sent to voters’ homes and over the Internet.
“I do acknowledge the fundraising gap is a challenge. We’re facing it,” Caputo said.
For real … I’m better at begging than my dog! Shit, I just begged me up 275 K, a lot from hard-working lugs who needed to put that shit on their CREDIT CARDS. LOL, that’s GHETTO!
These suckers will provide cab fare and pizza, but when it comes to real cheddar, you gotta hit up the BIG DOGS. THESE motherfuckers gave me $37K! That cab will take your ass to CHINA.
Will the press bother to tell “the people” (LOL) that my largest contributor is the union-busting, pro big-business ABC PAC? A tiny little arm of the subtly-named Vote For Business PAC? I’m betting on no.