Fred

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It’s All About The Benjamins!

In pay me bitches on October 2, 2010 at 5:02 pm

CASH motherfucker! I'll take you out if I don't see mad cabbage soon, bitch-ass!

Remember when I told you all I “don’t need money?” Fuck that shit.

… to make it all work, Paladino’s strategists say they still will need to raise another $12 million in the coming seven weeks to be competitive with Cuomo in the advertising wars on television, mailings sent to voters’ homes and over the Internet.

“I do acknowledge the fundraising gap is a challenge. We’re facing it,” Caputo said.

That guy ain’t wrong. We didn’t pay him $41K in September for nothin!

But no worries, I ain’t to proud to beg.

For real … I’m better at begging than my dog! Shit, I just begged me up 275 K, a lot from hard-working lugs who needed to put that shit on their CREDIT CARDS. LOL, that’s GHETTO!

These suckers will provide cab fare and pizza, but when it comes to real cheddar, you gotta hit up the BIG DOGS. THESE motherfuckers gave me $37K! That cab will take your ass to CHINA.

Will the press bother to tell “the people” (LOL) that my largest contributor is the union-busting, pro big-business ABC PAC? A tiny little arm of the subtly-named Vote For Business PAC? I’m betting on no.

Paladino for The People!

Business people!

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